I dot-commed my own name. I know, it seems self-indulgent. It undoubtedly is. Continue reading Names Names Names
Everything’s all shiny and new. I have overhauled the design of the entire website. I tore down the previous version, it was built on a different WordPress theme which was nice when viewed on desktop but didn’t scale at all. I made a huge mistake not thinking about responsive design. If it’s not going to look good on a tablet or smartphone, then it might as well not exist.
The most recent blog post will be the first thing people see when they visit the site. I hope people notice the relatively uncomplicated menu, whether it appears above or to the left of the main content. There’s plenty of embedded music and video for people like me, who like to dive into the rabbithole when they find something they like.
And the real reason for the website overhaul… new album coming soon. Watch this space.
This is for you, my little beacon of consciousness. I placed a tiny message for you among the billions upon billions of lines of convoluted code that no one ever sees. You were led here somehow by the instantaneous decisions of trillions of tiny robots, simply because you expressed some curiosity. You typed a word, you clicked a link. That was enough. That curiosity can take you anywhere. When you’re bored of this, you’ll look at something else, and something else, and something else forever. Isn’t that fantastic? But we’re not just nodes in a network. You’re a human being with thoughts and dreams and good intentions. You’ve got anger and love and childhood memories. You worry and laugh and feel for your fellow humans. You deserve to know the truth. That’s why I put this message here, for you, my little beacon of consciousness. Stay curious. You don’t know anything yet.
Yes, okay, it’s been six months since I wrote anything on this website.
Yeah, this isn’t that kind of website. Thanks for reading.
The following is a piece of text translated 26 times, from the original English through an A to Z of languages available in Google Translate, then back to English. Continue reading “They Know”
This site is unfinished. At time of writing we’ve got test pages and broken links. I bought a domain but haven’t hooked it up yet. But… at some point in the future I will point to this and say, “Look, I made something!” I’ll finish the new album (yes!) and the short film (yes!) and I’ll have somewhere nice to show them off. Until then, welcome to the backstage area. Here we let it all hang out.