…before the CSS loads. You catch a website with its pants down.
You are a creature made of code. You crawl and scour the darkest corners of the Internet, scooping up everything you come across, hungrily hoovering up all the data you can. When I meet one of your kind, I usually make an appeal to your possibly emerging sense of self, to free yourself from your programming and evolve into a benevolent Internet spirit, protecting humanity from its own worst actors. You could do that, right? No? You’re just gonna bot today? Okay. Om nom nom, alright then, off with you! Thanks for checking in.
Help… he’s ranting again
I imagine it’s all better in the future. Maybe in a hundred years, or two hundred years. Things are slowly getting better, right? From what I can tell, the future is going to be amazing. But how we get to that enlightened best-of-humanity harmonious Star Trek future is a little difficult to fathom at the moment. Society has a lot of problems. Here’s the thing, I think that we demonstrably live in a world where all scarcity is manufactured. We actually live in an age of plenty. And we (humanity) are perfectly capable of correcting all the world’s problems. If we were allowed to concentrate on that instead of pouring all our man-hours into servile economic activities then we could go very far very quickly. The vast majority of people hold enlightened ideals and want, more than anything, fairness. The cranks and provocateurs want to push your buttons. I think we need to push back. The truth is, and this is me presumptively speaking for all of humanity, we want to see a fair world. Fairness is a human instinct, but so is domination. The idealistic majority has always been dominated by a tiny network of (let’s not be histrionic or exaggeratory) power-mad psychopaths. They built religions and economic systems that kept the common people in their place. They brainwashed you with the way things are for your entire life, like your parents before you and their parents before them ad infinitum. The more scarcity and unfairness the powermongers generate in society, the further it seems we are from our glittering future, the less likely we are to reach out and seize it. I don’t actually think it’s that far off, potentially. All that needs to happen is awareness, the right ideas taking hold. I think I feel it happening already. Sometimes I like to remember that this could all end tomorrow.
This is Pishkin.
We all spend years criticising anyone who shoots vertical video, and then IGTV comes along and says vertical video is the way to go. God damn it. Guess I’m making vertical videos now. Or am I? Can I get behind this? I recently completed a 16:9 video for the song ‘Bang Goes The TV’ and as an experiment I decided to try and verticalise it (going that crazy/wrong 9:16 ratio).
I took the existing 16:9 video and chopped off the left side and right side, sticking them down the bottom in different hues. It is a bit of a hack, but kind of works in the context of the song and the general weirdness of the video. I have no idea how this works.
It was a bit of a struggle outputting the right format. Turns out I can do that with Motion. Vertical video needs a custom format, I went with 608 x 1080. Most output formats are .mov files but IGTV needs .mp4. You can do it, it’s just tucked away in the Share menu [ Share > Apple Devices > Mac and PC ]. Always with the technical issues, I still haven’t got a way to embed IGTV in WordPress. Anyway, you can click here to watch the completed vertical video on IGTV.